When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.
Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother
Parent plan did a zoo abortion
The wild ass fucking universe containing an enormous amount of unanswered questions and unnecessary things that can kill you or scar you for life, tis but a lovely universe we share all by ourselves is it not?
"Yo I think that giraffe neck yee yee lookin ass mf forgot the zoo culture up in here no cap"
the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children
Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.