December 25

National eat your own ass and dye your poop and cum in your dog without consent also blow up your gf alah style

You grab your dog after eating your poopy ass and bust a fat one in that shit then put a firework in your gfs ass then boom- December 25

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October 25

The day where a boyfriend should suprise his girlfriend on a date. Takes her out to a nice restaurant, and wheres a polo to suprise her.

Boyfriend: "hey babe let's go"
Girlfriend: "go where?"
Boyfriend: "its October 25. Let's go on our date" *gives her hug*
Girlfriend: "awwww you're the best!"

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May 25

May 25 is the day where you finally get to grab your best friends big ass tits.

Hey bestie it’s may 25 you know what you gotta do! 😉

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25 Cents

n. What Haitians always offer to you when they are trying to buy something from your garage sale

Haitian: How much for this lamp?
You: Umm, 5 dollars.
Haitian: How about 25 cents?

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25 lighters

Not that its a big deal, but the 1st time I ever heard it was on the 8Ball & MJG track "All In My Mind" off of On Top of the World. MJG says it.

"280 pounds of hay, every damn day I gotta test a,
25 lighters on my dressa' , yes ah,"

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September 25

roaches are born.

“my brother was born on September 25.”

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25 bag

25 gram bags of weed

I bought a 25 bag last night up your back alley

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