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emo blows

1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.

2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.

3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.

1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"

2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.

by Marcus Solomon October 27, 2007

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snort and blow

When you lay out a line of cocaine on a man's balls, lay over him in the 69 position and snort it while you blow him. You can also lay a line on a standing man's erection and snort while you blow.

Man, Jimmy got some really good coke so I gave him a snort and blow.

I didn't feel like blowing him but he convinced me with a snort and blow.

by Batgirl22 February 16, 2014

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blow up then

to fire up over nothing or everything
going nuts
yelling loudly and getting shitty
to make an already tense situation much worse
Janilla
J-Man
Jabbalala
to get your best shirt wrecked and flip out
Brown Town

"You Wrecked my best shirt"
"Blow Up Then"

"Why did you do that?"
"Blow Up Then"

"Janilla keeps pulling the ladies"
"Blow Up Then"

by Martyy July 19, 2006

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Blowing Dust

The state in which a male has ejaculated so many times in one day that it is no longer possible to do so anymore.

Jimmy, after sleeping with his seventh prostitute that evening, felt it unnecessary to wear condoms for the next two due to the fact that he was blowing dust.

by BackintheSkillet January 6, 2010

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blow cheese

the crusty part at the end of the tip of spray cheese in a can.

Erin you eat the blow cheese it tastes like crap!
Sure, it tastes just like mom made!

by Lezs February 21, 2009

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blow hobby

noun: term for the fellatio performed by a person who sees the action as enjoyable and pleasant, as opposed to an obligation or duty. Instead of being viewed as a task to endure just to get it over with, a blow hobby is relished and anticipated by the person giving it.

Girl #1: My boyfriend always asks me for blow jobs. I do it, but I sure don't like it.
Girl #2: Are you kidding? I love going down on my boyfriend! I enjoy just as much as he does. It's not a blow job, it's a blow hobby!

by 16times September 21, 2009

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dry blowing

the act of bringing someone to orgasm orally... without ever removing undergarments.

"Dude. I need to change my boxers."
"Why's that, brah?"
"I got some dry blowing in a few minutes ago. That hot mouth of hers was all over my Calvins and now I'm a mess."

by withthevampsofcourse July 30, 2008

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