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The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.
During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.
When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.
"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"
"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"
"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"
When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂
Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!
A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?
"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"
A phrase for people who want to be left alone and unbothered for no reason
Friend 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!
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Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.