cool vibrations

If you are driving and hear this, then proceed to see a red hatchback in your rear view mirror, there is no going back. Thats it. You're a dead man.

Real Definition: the opening lyric to the popular eurobeat song "Dancing" by Vicky Vale. Popular to say among car weebs, as the song was used in the anime "Initial D" as the theme for the character Shingo Shoji, who drove a red Honda Civic SiR-II (EG6), and was well known for being a "dirty" racer, aka nudging his opponents cars with his own until they'd (most likely) lose control.

Me: le driving my AE85 on Mt. Akina with a hella cute gorl
COOL VIBRATIONS
Me: DAMN IT
gets yeeted into the fucking guardrail

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cool person

you

you're a cool person

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Cool Guyed

When a person acts like they are too cool to talk to you. Dismissive, aloof and arrogant.

I went up to say 'Hi' to Rob and he totally Cool Guyed me. He thinks he is all that and a bag of chips.

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oh cool

When you don't wanna talk to someone anymore in a low-key manner

Todd: "Jimmy I just scored a goal in soccer."
Jimmy: "oh cool"(shut up no one cares)

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Yolanda Be Cool

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.

"Yolanda Be Cool"

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?

Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

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normal cool

Someone who is happy with and fits into their society.

"Chandler has a job, money, and lives with his girlfriend. He is a normal cool"

"The depressed guy just kept saying 'You normal cools will never understand'".

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Go Cool On

To be short and dismissive, especially with your date when you realize that things aren't going well.

Ray: "How was your date last night?"
Joey: "Aw man, she was a total Bitch, so I had to go cool on her. After a while she knew what was up and I took her home right after we ate."