Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

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Twin Crow

a kick-ass rock band promoting the White Sounds of America and the Redneck side of Magnolia. There awesome flow of hair with the greaseness is totally awesome. They all have a rockin booty and kickin boots makes for a great band.

OMG have u heard the new Twin Crow album its totally awesome man.

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Jim Crow Laws

Southern US laws that enforced racial segregation (and that nobody likes now)

UglyBilly609:Man Jim Crow laws sucked fr
URMOM777:Whos Jim Crow?
UglyBilly609: bruh
URMOM777: *confused noises*

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Portuguese Crow Egg

It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.

I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.

ur bro crow

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined

Each time this is used to roast someone a bro becomes a crow

Bob: Cod > Bf
Alex: Stfu ur mom gay lol
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur Bro Crow
Alex: *Burns to ashes*

pull a sheryl crow

To use a small amount of toilet paper when wiping.

Damn it! I took a crap without realizing I was almost out of toilet paper and I had to pull a Sheryl Crow! My ass stank all day!

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Dirty crow man

Drinking pernoid and vodka specifically black cherry flavour out of an old mans arse through a funnel whilst the crow watches and jacks off

Any body up for the dirty crow man??

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