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The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.
Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!
You: 😬
Cubanism is the form of someone who is very cuban, they will typically have a cuban cigar and be playing dominoes.
"Hey look at Manny over there, he has a lot of Cubanism"
🅱️albert's own personal religion not to be confused with Buddhism despite hem both ending with ism
"man i wish i could be 🅱️albert so i could use Cubanism
the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime
Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.
When you're drunk but have to do CPR on your bestie.
"oh my God! She passed out! Does anyone know how to do the Cuban Shifflett?"
When you have to give mouth to mouth/ CPR to your drunk bestie
"oh no! She passed out! Does anyone know the Cuban Shifflett?!
A Cuban milkshake is when you shit piss cum and vomit in a big booty ass nigga than fuck his ass until it’s all shook up then proceed to funnel it down your throat while stroking your shit in his mouth
Fuck nigga you so sexy ima give you a Cuban milkshake