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The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.
Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.
Fucking hardware tools you cucks
Yo nigga can you pass me the black and decker hammer
When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”
Wiping cum, penis and ballsack on a face all in one day on separate occasions and as part of a challenge.
Nemo triple deckered champ. Nemo wins.
Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.
Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.
Look out below! I'm taking an Ultra Decker!!
The act of defecating directly in someone's freezer. The result of this poopsicle predicament is whether to chip away at a frozen browntain or unplug the unit and deep clean because everyone knows you're the germophobe you know you are.
Found out Lou slept with my girlfriend and never told me so I left him a polar decker while he was sleeping so it froze solid before he found it.
One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess
Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away