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a man who has a farm just so he can eat all his animals shit
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Coming in a girl and then shitting in her vag, thus fertilizing your seed.
After I blew my load in Carol, I shat in her fertile crescent, giving her the farmer's almanac and fertilizing my "crop"
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A sexual act. A woman/man performs oral sex on a farm animal while taking a dump on another\'s chest.
Jane got a farmer brown from Heather and her dog Rex.
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literally meaning "a person who farms in the soil", Dirt farmer is slowly being popularized as the new "thing to say"
and can be used as a term similar to the word "sic". It can be used both positively or negatively.
(n)Don't spin that wheel too fast, Dirt farmer!
(v) Dirt farm or die!
(n)That test was total dirt farmage!
(n descripive) Quit being such a Dirt farmer!
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A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.
It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.
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1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.
2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths
3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.
He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.
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1_Someone with gay tendencies , that are normally very supppressed until he becomes stressed or impaired by alcohol.
2_Someone of lower intelligence that cannot handle stress or jibes, normally reverts to kicking boxes.
did you see Bob yesterday, when he got upset he carried on like such an arse farmer
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