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The process of ejaculating into the air and catching it with your mouth, repeating the process over time.
Friend- Yo can you come over?
You- I can’t, I’m trying to do a Fountain of Youth
When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.
That slag got a fountain of youth
Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain
bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain
When your raw dogging your girlfriend and accidently cum in her so you flip her to the pile driver position then punch her gut as hard as you can
Last night me and my girlfriend were going at it we both finished at the same time but I didn't want any kids so preformed the leaky fountain on her to make sure
To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.
I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.
when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain