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The spaces between the rungs of the corporate ladder; similar to glory hole.
"The way I worked that last glory gap I should get my next promotion in no time!
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Also known as rebound, a man that you're with or a hook up that doesn't represent what you want in a husband, but works for now.
Sometimes you think he's your new boo, or sometimes you know he's just a fling or a fuck boy, and sometimes you don't know.
"Hey, who's that new guy with Jenni?"
"Ohh, yea, that's Meyher."
"He's fine! Is that her new boo?"
"Yea, but he lives in his parents basement and plays video games all day. He's just her gap man."
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The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts
Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap
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Having lunch or coffee with your female friends on a weekday while you could be working.
Hey Fiona, shall we go wage-gapping tomorrow? I'm feeling like having a soy-latte.
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A unit of measure for the distance between the legs of a female when standing in a natural position. The measurement is not universal as it varies based on which fingers are used (pinky versus thumb) as well as the size of the fingers of the surveyor. There is a positive correlation between the finger gap and weight of a female.
That slammin' girl has a two finger-gap.
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The act of producing a turd of sufficient dimension to contact both sides of a toilet bowl simultaneously; with or without making contact with toilet water.
''I took the biggest crap of me life this morning. I even bridged the gap with one of those bad boys. Nothing fills a man with pride quite like bridging the gap!''
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'Give A Penny, Take A Penny.'
When you purchase something, and get two cent in change, you put that change in a litle box located on the counter top at the store.
Next customer that comes along is just two cents short for the item they wish to purchase. They are welcome to take the amount of change they need out of the GAP, TAP box.
So each time you donate your pennies to GAP, TAP... you're paying for a stranger's goods.
These GAP, TAP boxes can be found at any store. Most commonly at 7-Eleven, Taco Bell, McDonald's and Rite-Aid.
I went to Taco Bell today to get the 89 cent chicken burrito. I paid with a dollar bill and got two cents back. Since I never feel like carrying change around, I put it in the GAP, TAP box. I stepped out of line to see the next customer take my pennies to match the price of their meal. I walked away with the satisfaction of knowing I helped a complete stranger get the nutrition he needed. A smile slowly crept upon my face.
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