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A variation on the usual 50/50 lager and cider snakebite mix, a Gentleman's Snakebite substitutes high quality cider for Frosty Jack's, a cheaper yet somehow classier beverage.
Rod - I'm going to fix myself a Gentleman's Snakebite
Dan - Ouch
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It is common that when a male has a possible shot at engaging in sexual activity, he will first make sure that he has had a 'Gentleman's Shower'.
A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.
Man 1: We're going to pick up those two sluts in 30 minutes.
Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.
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Having your chosen beverage served in a glass with ice.
Can I get a red bull gentleman style?
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Having sex with a daughter and mum in the same night. It does not have to be at the same time. Walking from the daughters room into the mums room is generally where it starts.
I had sex with my girlfriend and her mum asked if I would pleasure her after I was finished. I had a gentlemans lunch :)
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While having sex the male participant will realize that the female counterpart is to impared to put together a legitimate sentence. The gentleman then pulls out before finishing and leaves her in her drunken stuper.
I asked if she wanted to switch positions but her response was incoherrent, so i pulled a gentleman's exit.
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A term of jest between military and other like groups when a guy is getting too political.
I think trump might be legit.
Why sir I tell you your a "gentleman and scholar."
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An agreement set in place between the gentlemen of the second floor. This agreements calls for no dookage within the east bathroom of said floor.
The gentlemans agreement must be called when the catcher is calling for a duece. This is for the greater good of the second floor.
"Hey Brian, you taking a shit AGAIN"
"If you break the gentlemans agreement again you WILL eat your own shit."
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