greek headlock

in wrestling match vs. an opponent you put your hand down the back of their pants and put your thumb in their butt-whole and your ring and middle finger in their vagina and pick them up like a six-pack

So my roommate was drunk and kept trying to wrastle me so I put her in a Greek head lock and took her to her room

Cheney was infuriated by G-dubs foreign policy so he put him in a Greek headlock.

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Greek Saddle

A man's ass. Used when referring to buttsex.

Tom wants to jump into and ride Dan's Greek Saddle.

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Greek Mustache

When one, after anally penetrating one's partner, wipes one's fecal encrusted member across the partner's upper lip. Also called a "Dirty Sanchez". Can also be called a "Trojan Mustache", if partner is unsuspecting.

Rob: I was having sex with your mother last night and she surprised me with a Greek Mustache.
Bob: How dare you! In that context it's called a Trojan Mustache!
Rob: Sorry. Either way, your mom's got a dick. Not cool.
Bob: How dare you! ......!

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greek sunglasses

...when a man sets his nuts over his partners eyes when getting a blow job or having his salad tossed

I gave that chick a sweet pair of greek sunglasses for tossin' my salad!

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greek true

Something my older brother says all the time. I have no idea what it actually means but i guess it could mean:

1. trueee
2. That so right
3. Yeet true

“Oh my god the office is so goodd”
“Greek true”

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Up the greek

to have anal intercourse

That girl likes it up the greek

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Greek Sandwich

Homosexual 3 way involving one black man and two white men, where as the black man is in the middle of the penetration circle.

The boys are getting together tonight to have sex, there's 2 white guys and 1 black guy so I'm thinking it's gonna be a greek sandwich tonight.

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