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Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
helen is my favorite person. she’s the type of girl that i can text and everything will feel like it’s gonna be okay. she’s my weird little band kid, nobody else’s. and her and benji are dating.
oh look it’s helen miller, the middle part got me like, “sheesh”
helen miller is the best. i love helen lol.
helen miller is gay, but she loves some weird girl.
Is a very attractive woman who is sweet, kind, lovely, set in her ways, tough to be with but worth it, forgiving, disrespectful, jealous, beautiful, inseekure, lovely did I mention worth it? In all her flaws I still love her
Can't resist looking at Anita+Helen her beauty is captivating.
Is a lovely, beautiful lady who is outspoken, lovely, jealous, sweet, kind, she can be a meanie and onory but she is worth all that she is forgiving and lovely.
Look there is Anita+Helen the coolest lady on the block.
When the sex is so good, they're left completely incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, or even think straight; completely in their own world for a sec there.
M: J Helen Keller'ed me so well this morning, I couldn't get out of bed for an additional two hours before eating a real breakfast!!
Ann-Heléne is a great woman with strong character. The name comes from Ann and Heléne. It means beautyqueen. It can be a hen/hin/demiboy/demigirl.
What a great Ann-Helene we eated today. Yes she was really good.