hey hooker

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.

Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?

hey you

Hey you kid, you better read up, this is something people who are bored enough to look up on the urban dictionary.

I bet you just typed a random thing here because you were bored and had nothing to do except look up "hey you" on the urban dictionary

47👍 34👎

Hey, Steve!

The latest fookin' marvellous (occasional) character in strongbadia - is all.

"Hey, Steve!" - that's it.

23👍 15👎

hey oh

1) If you hear someone say "hey oh" you have to say it back.
A greeting.

2) When someone says "hey oh" in a large group of people, everyone has to reply by saying it back.
Usually used jokingly after something raunchy is mentioned.

Example 1:
Person 1: (name)!
Person 2: hey oh!
Person 1: hey oh!
Person 2: whassssssuppppp?!

Example 2:
Person 1: She talks shit behind everyone's back.
Person 3: ... and then she tries to act all nice and shit.
Person 2: I heard she can fit a whole soap on a rope up her cooter.
Person 1: haha, hey oh.
Person 2: hey oh.
Person 3: hey oh.

62👍 51👎

Hey Betty

The ugly fatty flaps that hang loosely off of untoned arms just below the triceps. (Possible Origin: housewives of the 50s would often meet in the backyards of their suburban homes and greet each other with a friendly wave.)

"Whoa, did you get a load of Allison's Hey Betty when she waved at us?"

10👍 5👎

HEY JERRY

JERRY YOU EVIL BEING YOU I WILL CRY OVER THAT PICTURE BECAUSE YOUR FACE BURNS MY EYES AND I NEED TO LOOK AT SOMETHING GOOD

Hey Jerry

4👍 1👎

Hey Alexa

Triggers a robot inside your house that is programmed to lock your doors, warm your house, translate stuff, etc

“Hey Alexa, what is hello in Spanish”

“Hola”

“Perfect...”

4👍 1👎