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A stupid weak coward who eats raw eggs
Ian is a stupid weak coward who eats raw eggs
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AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.
Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian
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The wimpiest guy you know. May be used as any and all synonyms for the female genitalia. Some names may be considered too vulgar, but worry not! There is literally no name "too mean" to be used in reference to an Ian.
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The world's largest asshole he doesn't have a dad and everyone hates him.also his moms a slut.
I hate Ian..
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Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.
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The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)
Ewww... You caught an Ian and his mom doing what in the closet?!
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A term used to mean "see!" in a told you so manner. Usually said in a high pitched voice with intonation. Generally used when something happens that you knew would happen,something typical and often negative- you can then yell "Ian", "Oh Ian, obviously" , "Wiggins","Witchcraft","Waldo"
If your selfish friend steals a large handful of crisps, you can say "Ian!", or if a new band become popular and they all wear trilbies and have curly/long hair and sing in weird voices and wear skinny jeans and pointy shoes or pumps you can say "Ian".
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