A stupid statement said by someone named Jordan Fisher.
Example Jordanisms:
"Doctor, am I gonna run out of blood one day?"
"I don't have salt!"
"I am full of hands!"
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A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).
I thought he was the perfect boyfriend. But he turned out to be a total "Jordan".
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Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.
I totally hooked up with a Jordan last night, it was the best 5 seconds EVER!!
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the techinical name for a complete idiot, who dumps his girlfriend for the smallest of reason, then makes her feel bad about it for almost a year afterwards, whilst claiming he can then get any girl he can in front of forementioned ex.
also, it can be used to refer to penis size (below five inches).
god that guy dumped her for no reason
he is such a complete jordan.
god his jordan is tiny!
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