When while in the produce section, you rub a kiwi at the same time you rub one of your balls .
I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for enjoying a London gentleman .
When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.
The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory
Oli London, also known as Oily London, is a weirdo.
Wow, Oli London is so stupid he looks like a Walmart Kardashian genderbend with weird hair!
The lookalike of smiling titan, they are islamophobic, married and divorced to cardboard jimin, claims that they are Rosé London and that they changed their name to that.
Oli London will NEVER look like Jimin
Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain
please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British
'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'
You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare
"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"
The most ghetto and ratchet part of London. Girls in East London are known for having sexual relations in public toilets. Most people from east get turned pack.
eg: did you hear about jazz the girl who got blown out in stratford toilets, east london girls are skunked
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