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matthew yeap

pissboy

that matthew yeap invited me to his party, gonna be heading to that pissboy's place then.

by inverted pie November 18, 2022


Matthew Bellamy

Front man of indescribably amazing English band Muse.
Eccentric, enviously talented, Beautiful, with a knack for saying the right thing at the right time for comic effect or to provoke independant pondering

"When I think back to how I was in school, it seemed like I wasn't quite there, like my body was doing its thing but my mind was elsewhere. But suddenly I feel like I've come into focus, like I can see things for the first time. It's very strange. I feel.... new born." Matt Bellamy relates these thoughts in the spacious back lounge of their tour bus, while standing on his head with a gold pen stuck up his nose. With any other singer this would seem like another attention seeking affectation; with Bellamy however, it's more an indication of his carefree 'top-of-the-world' state of mind right now."

by Skullz April 3, 2005

498๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


cocained matthew

When Matthew is so fucked up from cocaine that he turns into a Cocained Matthew

Whoa dude, Matthew got super done on cocaine that he became a fucked up Cocained Matthew

by unodos324 June 1, 2018


matthew doughty

Matthew Doughty is the sweetest guy. If you're having a bad day and you run into him, expect him to make you smile. He's also incredibly smart, and doesn't have to try very hard to make crazy good grades. Matthew Doughty, sometimes referred to as "Doughty" is also obsessed with cats. He has a lot of girl friends too, but not because he's a player..or gay..he's just a genuinely sweet guy. Sometimes he will randomly text you just to let you know how wonderful you are because he's good at making you feel special. If you have a Matthew Doughty in your life, keep him around, try not to take him for granted, and make sure you brag on him a lot to random people you know, because he totally deserves it.

"Dude, you know Matthew Doughty?" "Totally! I heard all the girls wish they could date him because he's a total sweet heart!"

by themostaccurate December 2, 2013


Matthew Foamer

When an individual inserts any number of mentos between 3 and 10 up the rectum and proceeds to buttchug an entire liter of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage.

Damn that was hot my girlfriend Stella just sent me a video of her doing a Matthew Foamer

by Doctor Bitch Pants November 28, 2021


Matthew Williams

A canadian with the power to be invisible due to shyness

wow look hes pulling a Matthew Williams

by Hetalia Trash June 18, 2016

63๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


matthew espinosa

cutest guy on earth

matthew espinosa is sexy

by magconlover74 April 14, 2014

2260๐Ÿ‘ 281๐Ÿ‘Ž