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Fuck Mountain

The promised land...

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.

by SnugisLurp July 23, 2021


Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant

He is a mountain dushbag

by Fuckyoucunt! January 23, 2022


Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 4, 2022


Mountain Breather

People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.

Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.

by Hill-Billy-Bart February 18, 2012


Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018


Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023


Mountain Peaks

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.

"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"

by Bass Drop Donnie June 25, 2012