Sitting on the porch smoking cigars drinking beer with your bro's. Originated at ΔΧ -LSU
Hey are you coming to porch Friday's? Haven't seen you all week
The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.
"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."
Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."
Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.
A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.
Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
Porch life is basically a bunch of punk ass kids who hang out smoke and drink well siting on the porch
punk1. yo boy's lets porch life it up
punk2. yah man im so down
punk3. "porch Life"
That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.
Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.
Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!