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A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.
The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.
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Shorter version of pot calling the kettle black.
HE. I don't like otters any more , they have rough facial hair.
BB. Pot kettle
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70s style untrimmed pubic hair on a woman.
Hillary sure has a nice trimmed beaver but Julie sure has quite the pot scrubber on her.
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To melt butter with pot for popcorn, brownies, or spreadin on muffins....
let's make some pot butter so we have enough to make brownies this weekend!
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a word used by people who don't smoke weed to describe people who do smoke weed. also, people who want to fit in with stoners and have only smoked weed once will call themselves potheads in hopes that people will think they smoke a lot, even though a true "pot head" would never call themselves a "pot head"
i do not call myself a pot head because i actually smoke weed. also, pot heads and crack heads are very different, but people who use the word "pot head" tend to not realize that, and end up calling anybody who smokes anything a crack head.
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n. a person that will only smoke the finest pot; refusing to smoke ditch weed or any other sort of "low grade" pot.
"Mandy, call Ryan and see if he can get us ANY smoke, we're out!" said Jace.
"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.
"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.
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