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burning sphincter from too much pooping or sweating or not enough wiping
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Kiss The Ring
When someone physically kisses you’re ring or fist the person male or female has given everything value to you including (private possessions , lands , blood line , heritage, virginity, pride , honor , and or every human rights are all gone to this individual that you kissed his ring . Kissing the ring comes in many different forms chat , talking and body language an example if a person is saying something stupid or something that can be corrected in a alpha way the person correcting him has made him kiss his ring now the victim being corrected has two choices either kiss the ring and he will become his bitch beta or try and make the victim kiss his ring. Making him or her kiss you’re ring is a hard game but not ignorable and that is what it means good luck
Someone making you kiss the ring is very common be careful from these test and be ready Alphas! Or you have to 😘 D 💍
I told him to back off and “kissed my ring “as he backed off
Yo bro be careful his making you “kiss his ring”
Kiss the ring
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according to the kats on Oprah, it is a guy getting several *rings* of lipstick planted on his dick.
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The smallest sprocket of the three attached to the pedals of a typical mountain bike. So called because of its widespread use by the cycling chav- possibly because of its lack of understanding of the gear shift mechanism coupled to a total lack of physical fitness. The effect is that the chav invariably spins its legs wildly whilst making little forward progress.
Chavs invariably use in combination with a bike that's way too small and a saddle that's way too low. Supplementary effect noticed by onlookers is that the chav's knees rise to around ear level when pedalling.
If the chav's bike is a brand known to cycling aficionados, it will be nicked. If its a cheap chain-store brand it will be nicked too.
Cyclist 1 "That hill was way steep, I'm shattered"
Cyclist 2 "Me too, I was stuck on the Chav Ring all the way to the top"
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The common name given to Samara Morgan from "The Ring", the American remake of the Japanese film/novel "Ringu." People call her this when they can't remember her name, which is stupid because the very people who call her that then proceed to say: "Oh, she is sooo scary! I love her! I didn't get ANY sleep after that movie!" If she had really had that effect on them, then how come they couldn't remember her name?
(Variations include "that girl from The Ring," "Sahara," "the Grudge girl," and "Sadako.")
-at a cosplay convention-
Random Person: Oh, hey! You're, uhh... the Ring girl, right?
Samara Cosplayer: Yeah...
Random Person: Oh, I loved that movie! What was her name again?
Samara Cosplayer: ... you don't know?
Random Person: No. Do you?
Samara Cosplayer: ... Yeah, it's Samara...
Random Person: Samara! Yeah! That's right! And she crawled through the TV and... *walks away*
Samara Cosplayer: ...
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A Chicago Gay bar that existed in the early 70's. This bar encouraged rim ridding*, shaft mastering, and ball burying in the alley behind the bar usually after 2am.
Though a gay bar and rather annoying for hetero's in the area they had some pretty fuckin good chicken wings that were basted with a creamy dill sauce, or so they said.
Stephis - Hey you up for a little "Ring Hole" tonight?
Lance - "I'm outta there at 1:30 though."
Stephis - "I'm staying til three at least...they said they wanted to see if I could push bricks tonight"
Lance - "Your fuckin' gay"
Stephis - "No Shit"
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After Gert ate dem chips with cheese and fire sauce, his beef ring was tore the fuck up.
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