A term used when you're having sexual intercourse with your significant other, you open up her legs and stretch her vagina open. Then you take a big pull of your vape and blow all that dank vape clouds right up in there. And gaze at it while its coming out like a stream.
Bro I was hitting the vape so fat yesterday while were having sex, I White River'd her and it was magnificent .
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The small town in Wyoming where all the cool kids live. Far more superior than the hole 15 miles east called Rock Springs. Produces few douche bags, but the ones who are are SEVERE douche bags.
What? You're from Green River? That's friggin' awesome! You must, in turn, be awesome! Unless you're one of those douche bags people speak of...
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Fall River, aka The Dirty Dirty: Is to be a city of prostitute thrills, blood spills, pills stacked like hills, and cocaine mills.
Dude, seriously you're as ghetto as Fall River itself. Go home scumbag.
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a town mostt known for the toms river fest. and for bad water and little league. our high school north is spoiled . the tweens love the mall and movie theatre. in the summer, 80% of the residents are at the beach. at night boardwalk fights are basically our CULTURE. we do not pump our own gas. the girls are real and the guys dont walk around in wife beaters.girls dont wear much makeup and the dress in the latest trends. everyone from toms river loves the beach. our life is your vacation :
toms river is overrun by bennys.
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In poker, a fuck stick that has no pair and no draw that hits a card on fifth street "the river" to give him the best hand and suck out on another player and then brags about it. The amazing river card, making bad poker player look good since 1942. No pair, no draw, no problem!
plyr1: I called cause it was sooooted!
plyr2: You are a terrible fucking poker player river rat!
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A small "wealthy" town in Bergen County, New Jersey, USA.
Filled with generally weird anglo-ish and korean people.
Small town that borders New Milford, Hackensack/Hackensack River, Oradell, and Paramus. Shares a school district (River Dell) with nearby Oradell.
It is important to remember that River Edge is the much more upright and assiduous part of River Dell.
But, people have to stop building those hideous McMansions. Ugh.
Highlights include: CVS, the diner, part of Van Saun County Park, Total Wine and more, Sanducci's, the asian food market, and the Carousel, a convience store.
Uhmm a few potheads and guido kids around but they're alright.
General teenage shenanigans, I guess.
River Edge has an AMAZING block on Manning Ave between Bogert and Kinderkamack.
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Named after Henry Hudson, discoverer of the radioactive river splitting Jersey and Manhattan. If you want to get radiation, you swim in the Hudson. Maybe you will additionally find scrap metal or a car in the Hudson River. Probably because of 3-Mile Island being in the middle of the damn river! 3-Mile Island is a closed down radioactive island, similar to Indian Point. More up North, however, makes nice whitewater rafting.
Guy #1 - Yo dude do you wanna swim in the Hudson River with me?
Guy #2 - Nah dude, I'm not suicidal!
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