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One of the most successful actresses of all time. She may be overpaid and overrated yet she is actually quite talented. Starred in great romantic comedies like Pretty Woman and Notting Hill.
Julia Roberts was paid $25 million dollars to star in Mona Lisa Smile, the highest salary an actress has ever earned.
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1. A famous poet
2. Not a punk ass bitch
That Robert Frost knows how to write some good poems.
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The look your friend gives you when he realizes he has been "caught" being gay
1) When I saw Keith at the gay pride parade, he gave me a Smiling Robert.
2) When Ellison turned the car on and Cher was in the CD player he gave me a Smiling Robert
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The smooth operator of rock'n'roll. The man had a distinct smooth voice who was well known for his songs Addicted to Love, Doctor Doctor and Simply Irresistible, but was much more than that, lesser known songs like She Makes My Day, Housework and more recently TV Dinners (his live version on YouTube is awesome and addictive to watch). Robert unfortunately died of a heart attack in 2003.
Robert Palmer: I didn't mean to turn you on.
Lady watching: He does turn me on, he's so handsome.
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The most hot guy ever on this planet, he has a big dick and loves girls. He is hella sexy and every girl has a crush on him
Oh look there is Roberts Grundmanis, the one with a big dick
A smart,ruthless,successful and ballsy Cocaine Importer based in Miami Florida during the late nineteen seventies and ninety eighties. He used many people to help his operation and didn't take shit from anyone except his girlfriend Toni Moon. He was busted only because another cocaine importer he teamed up with got busted (Max Mermelstein.)
Jon Roberts:The government hired me to bring guns into Nicuragua to help the freedom fighters. Idecided that it would be risky to bring cocaine on their air-crafts.
Everyone he tells this to: Nuh-uh you're full of shit.
Jon Roberts: *pulls up old news paper article and baffles person/people*