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The act of placing two pieces of bread around your Penis and masterbaiting.
Butter is optional.
She went to the shop for supplies have then gave me a happy sandwich.
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verb. to force one out of the way, usually into a rail or a wall. The force of cunt-sandwiching is usually hard enough to throw the other person over the rail or into a wall. Some say it originates from women's roller-derby when one person knocks their opponent into or over the rail.
I was in a rush to get out of the grocery store so I cunt-sandwiched the old man into the candy racks on my way to the cash register.
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When you get black-out drunk and wake up in bed in between two chicks who both happen to be virgins (and obviously still are cause you were too fucked up to bang them the night before).
Bro 1 - "Dude I woke up in bed with Sara and Jen"
Bro 2 - "Haha virgin sandwich"
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When two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). They then push their vaginas together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and fucks the spot in between them. This stimulates the clits of both women and the male's penis at the same time and everyone has a great time.
Guy 1: So I heard you banged Susan and Candy at the same time last night, you pimp!
Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.
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A rather unpleasant experience undergone by negro women by which oral sex is performed on a wild buck negro. When the shaft of the african negro is thrust past the point of comfort for the unfortunate and unexpecting female, what she is left with is a nigger-nut sandwich; two hairy, stinky and worthless nigger nuts are then sitting on her chin. Due to negro reproductive habits, she is likely to become pregnant through this act. Her chillens will also grow up to serve niggernut sandwiches.
Yo' Bitch! Ge'cho bich'ass o'ye and suk dis dick! Wax des black nutz and gimme a NiggerNut sandwich, muh'fuga! Take 'dis 'dik!
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A hot dog on a bun, covered liberally with diced raw onions and egg salad made from thoroughly hunted easter eggs. MUST be chased with whiskey and coke. Hot dogs may be constructed from vegetable or animal matter in any proportion which satisfies the consumer's culinary mores.
Hey guys, do think it is a bad or awesome idea to eat this fourth easter sandwich?
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Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.
If you don't understand the definition, you've eaten too many retard sandwiches.
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