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The name for someone who dates you, breaks up with you, and then comes begging to date you again, ( A Whore )
I dated Shannon Warwick
very cool big black cock money man
miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind
When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.
Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!
Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.
When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
When you say something that defies all logic.
When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -