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When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done
The arse belonging to somebody who frequently participates in anal sex, acting as the passive partner (the one having their rectum penetrated). In such a case the arse is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it "shovels in a lot of cock".
Aaron really loves taking cock, he's got a shovel arse!
the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.
When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.
Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".
Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.
Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.
Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.
My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!
Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you
Description of a person who's so lazy, they can't even be arsed to carry a shovel. Instead choosing to drag it along behind themselves, as they saunter along at a snails pace, attempting lack lustre conversation with anyone they happen across.
Look at that shovel-dagger. Bloody lazy shovel-dagger.
Old Jim? Yeah, he's a shovel-dragger.
The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel
Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time