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When the value of the mathematical pi is exactly three, which can be inferred from two verses in the Bible (1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2)—the “biblical pi” contradicts the mathematicians’ value, which is about 3.14 or 22/7.
How does one reconcile the value of pi in the sky with the irrational value of pi on earth? Could theologians or theomaticians explain the missing “0.14” bit to the mathematical brethren?
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getting high by hitting a homemade parachute; the highest you will possibly get
Originated in the 301: DC metropolitian area, adapted in St. Augustine, FL.
yo, u tryna sky dive?
No wonder yo ass is baked as shit son, you've been sky diving.
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a word to describe christians god and jesus, mostly used when christians are being racist, homophobic, transphobic and basically a trashy human being.
ex: 1 “well my god says being gay is a sin”
“stfu no one cares what your sky daddy said”
ex: 2 *someone makes a vid about how christians are hypocrites*
the comment section: “here before the sky daddy fandom”
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A leisurely position assumed when an individual lying on a couch lifts one leg in the air and rests it on the couch's backrest, effectively forming a "fork" with his legs. To form a true sky fork, an individual should be positioned in the 90 degree angle formed by two wings of an L-shaped couch. 31.7% of women get seriously turned on when they see a guy doing a sky fork.
He fell asleep pulling a sky fork on the couch and awoke a couple hours later to some random girl giving him a blow job. She told him after she was done that whenever she see a guy doing a sky fork, she can't resist unzipping his pants and sucking his dick.
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An oppressive society with no escape 2. A "do or die" situation.
Originated in 1994 Dos game "Beneath a Steel Sky" by Revolution.
President: I want to be able to tap your phones without a warrant and take away other freedoms.
American: I'm beginning to think we live beneath a steel sky.
Mancuso : This school is a steel sky.
JOE : I'll bring a gun tomorrow and we can kill the principal.
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Playing Elder Scrolls Skyrim while simultaneously receiving a rim-job.
"I've been playing skyrim too much lately so my girlfriend is mad. She decided she couldn't wait so she told me she would give me a rimjob."
"Dude Sky-Rimjobs are the best"
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A pejorative term for GOD.
A name for God that implies his/her/its tendency to use violence to get his/her/its way.
* Origninally coined by Tim Minear/Joss Whedon
If you jerk-off, the sky bully will blinnd you.
Virginia state delegat Bob Marshal (gasp, a republican) told people that, if you get an abortion, the sky bully will punish you by making subsequent children disabled. (what did the child do?)
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