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Rejection from a partner despite hours of cuddling on a Sunday morning, which cause excessive blood flow to the genitals and result in an unfulfilled release.
"what do you mean we're not having sex?! You've been rubbing my cock for the past three hours! Oh bloody Sunday..."
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A fun time on a sunday evening when you get together with all ur friends and play games like volleyball, football, and possibly have a bonfire and/or a cookout.
Im going over to my friends house to participate in funday sunday today. How exciting!
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When one sprays whip cream into ones asshole then covers their penis ice cream, cherries, and hot fudge then preforms anal sex in their partner. Then one eats the Slutty Sunday.
Person 1: "Hey anyone up for desert"
Person 2: "I could go for a Sunday Slutty, you up for it Sarah"
Sarah: "oh, fuck yeah"
Person: *looks on desert menu*
Person: "I'll have one Slutty Sunday"
Waiter: "Excellent Choice, Sir"
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Sunday Candy is the sweet sex you get Sunday night before you have to start your week. It gets you through the week and makes your Monday a little easier.
"Babe, I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, can I get some Sunday Candy?
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suicide sunday is a vlog series started by the racist, sloth looking youtuber mabel. she gives tips and tricks on how to do the act.
the series has garnered a lot of attention recently
we do not condemn these actions and believe she should be cancelled #mabelisoverparty #cancelmabel
oh did you see mabels suicide sunday video ?
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When a priest either services or is serviced by a young boy (preferably an altar boy) on the Sabbath. As the Sabbath is a holy day the priest will feel religious guilt for engaging in these activities so will attempt to assuage these unpleasant feelings by reciting the Lord’s Prayer until climax.
Altar Boy #1 – Is that Father Smith reciting the Lord’s Prayer in the vestry?
Altar Boy #2 – Yeah after a hard morning at work he’s getting his Sunday Service.
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