rimming chair

A chair , or chair like object . One cuts the hole out of the base to allow for rimming .

Marjorie liked to make her guests comfortable during her Sunday tea parties .
Marjorie : "Oh good afternoon Penelope , please have a seat in my comfortable rimming chair and tell me about how that awful fishmonger tried to sell you salmon instead of trout "

Penelope : " Oooh Marjorie , what a lovely Tea party this is , my arse feels especially in need of a good clean today , and this rimmimg chair is most agreeable to sit upon "

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Granny Chair

1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair

1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.

2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.

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Dentist Chair

The act of brushing (flossing, mouth washing etc.) while taking a fat shit. Most often occurs on mornings where one wakes up late and is in a hurry to exit the house for work/school.

Guy 1: Dude you're late, what took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I woke up late. I had to take my usual morning dump but I also had to brush my teeth and I didn't know which I would have time for so I utilized the Dentist Chair

Guy 1: You're a genius.

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[fag] chair

1.The empty seat, chair, or stool between paranoid heterosexual males used so as to not look gay. 2.Any empty chair between two or more guys who are not secure in their sexuality.

"Dude, move over. Make sure you leave a 'fag chair' between us."

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high-chair

One sitting on the tank of his motorcycle, with his legs over the windscreen/front cowl, and then wheelieing.

See stuntlife.com for pictures.

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peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.

I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy

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death chair

A violent game involving two or more participants in which all but one attempt to single out the other and physically force him/her into the designated "Death Chair". Once this task is accomplished, the assailant(s) then proceed to punch the victim in the legs until he/she can break free and escape the chair. This continues, eventually involving all participants. The game never officially ends. Rather, participants usually come to the consensus that leg cramps are too severe to continue on.

That's it, you're going into the fucking Death Chair!

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