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two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person
"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.
Dude...me too.
No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"
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If you don't know what it is, then you don't deserve to know.
Your hanging out with some friends. They ask what tossing the salad is. You say Eskimo Burrito.
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The act of initiating intercourse (vaginally, anally, or otherwise) with an object that was made in the following fashion:
1. Deficating into a condom (preferably unused).
2. Freezing the condom with its contents.
3. After frozen, remove condom.
4. Commence intercourse with frozen, phallic-shaped object.
"I am going to give you a brown town eskimo."
"My girlfriend BTE'd me in my sleep last night."
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When two males have sex with the same female while she is on her period.
Dude, you won’t believe it, I slept with Alexis last night. It was great but I think she was on her period. Same thing happened with Jeremy last month, that makes us Eskimo Blood Brothers.
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when u r really horny with ur girl , and u finger her w/ ur nose. it is the best frealing in the world. works best if u have a long nose.
(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest
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A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.
"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"
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When a couple has fucked the same person in the ass!
Darby; I fucked that chick in the ass!
Ralph; Me too!
Darby; ESKIMO PIE BROTHERS!!!!
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