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The best person/frog to exist is very swag and poggers would rate 10/10
OH IS THAT froggo when swaggers#1126 THER SO SWAG
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A scary sentence-starter by high school teachers, especially teachers of senior classes, showing what lies ahead.
"When you go to college..." my teacher said "...you will have to (take notes this way/have horrible homework assignments/do research/etc.)"
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When in a state of herb-educed relaxation, it is common practice to reacquaint oneself with personal belongings in their domain. If such items are misplaced, or thought to be lost, the subject becomes filled with regrettable doubt. Following this doubtful episode, the said person starts to feel confused and in a state of desperation, with commitment to discover where their missing belonging has gone. This, can also be known as "pranging" or "to prang out".
"Wheres my pillow? Seriously guys... have you got it?... Sit up a sec, are you sitting on it? Ahh man, prang-a-lang... I REALLY WANT MY PILLOW"
"Dude it's on your neck"
"...Ah!"
- When in doubt, prang out.
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Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.
"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "
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(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.
I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!
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My girlfriend said she wasn't pregnant and it was like when your pizza rolls are done.
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A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper
When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like
John - Dude, my life is fucking over
Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?