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An bad friend who owes me a fiver
Your mate lent you a fiver and you spent it on 3/4 length trousers and has refused to pay him back what a sean Murphy.
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A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.
"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."
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The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"
Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!
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Getting creamed in the ass, doggy style.
She asked him to make sure she got Hot Murphied later while watching Saving Private Ryan, because she didn't want to need to clean up and miss a scene.
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Hot Irish actor who played in 28 days later
omg, i want to see 28dl over and over again so i can drool over the cutie ciaran murphy
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a blone wit a totally shitty haircut
who tried to raped eminem
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a woman who who looks like she smells like a smelly old lady eating prune
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