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A person who is stern and authoritative about their opinion that there is one and only one right answer.
one and only one right answer is synonymous with "living in the box."
in the box there is only one correct answer.
the world is full of reality nazi's.
the answer that serves you well depends on what you are doing.
2+2= 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, 12 - 8...
Ben: Ya know Ted, you don't gotta be such a Reality Nazi. The more reality you allow into your reality, the bigger view you're gonna have.
Ted: No Soup For You!!!
Ben: Well damn Ted, ya know those who change end up leading those who do not change.
Ted: Ben, this new thinking of yours i'm first going to ridicule, then violently oppose, and then accept as self evident.
Ben: Yeah, belief systems are hallways that you pass through, not rooms that you live in.
When a finger or fingers break through toilet paper while wiping after a bowel movement and as a result end up covered with fecal matter.
"Man, I dropped a deuce earlier and ended up with a dose of Nazi's revenge."
Black females with natural hair (hair that has not been relaxed) who believe that it is their responsibility to harass and scold other black women who choose to still relax their hair.
These women are often condescending and highly judgmental.
Shannon: You should go natural and stop being a slave to the creamy crack relaxers.
Cynthia: I prefer my hair relaxed, I like the straight look.
Shannon: The "man" has you brainwashed, stop conforming to his standards!
Cynthia: Umm, no, I just prefer a relaxer. Geez, you're such a Natural Nazi!
Shannon: Whatever, Uncle Tom!
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A teacher, principle, secretary, etc...who acts like a police officer within the hallways of schools, usually this occurs in a high school because in elementary or middle schools because the majority of kids are goody goodies.
A school Nazi is always equipped with an SCR-300, a two-way transmitting walkie talkie that was used in the world wars. The weapon of choice is a ruler stick with the length of half a meter. The reason for the somewhat short length is because it is good for close combat in places like staircases and bathrooms.
They wander around the hallways during the times of when students go to work to find juvenile delinquents that choose to have lots of fun instead of learning 5x5 for 4 years. When a School Nazi finds a suspect or a situation he or she reports it to the head of the School Nazis...the Hitler of School Nazis. This..."hitler" figure, once reported with a situation, storms out of his or her (usually a male) office equipped with a Baretta .50 Caliber sniper rifle. He goes on the roof of the school and kills whoever has been caught fucking around.
My buddies were leaving during the time everyone was working to go to Mc Donalds and "the Hitler" shot them both while they were in their Ford pickup.
While I was walking to the bathroom I saw a School Nazi looking through a window, overwatching students and she pulled out her trusty SCR-300 and reported them to "the Hitler".
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A person who transforms into a completely serious and un-fun mood when the time of travel has come (travel holocaust). They always appear to be in haste as they are always 10 to 15 feet in front of the family. they must arrive 2 hours to an airport gate and you may not leave your seat no matter how much you need to urinate or else "you might miss the flight"
James:Dude, whered the travel nazi run to?
Josh:He's like 50 feet ahead, scouting out the quickest path to the gate so we can arrive before the flight leaves tomorrow...
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Random people who stand in the middle of the hall and block you from getting to class on time
I was late because of the damn hall nazis
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The teachers or people in control of the computer lab that limit and restrict what you bring into the lab and what you do in the lab. They also think they are real teachers and think they are better than everyone.
The computer nazi wouldn't let me do my schoolwork because they thought i was going to use instant messaging
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