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A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped
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Jo: im alive the roof protect me
A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.
Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"
A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.
I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.
When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.
"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"
When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.
John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!
Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases
Caffers got roof tiles the other day.
When your roof leaks and it lands on you
I was walking through my dining room and roof cummies fell on me!