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The act of lathering one’s behind with a bar of soap and racing with One or more competitors in a communal shower by sliding along the lathered behind
Todd is the current champion of the soap-butt derby
When someone or something doesn’t use a bar of soap and only uses liquid soap
Billy is safe from soap because he didn’t drop it.
When yur getting the dome in the kitchen and you blast yur alfredo sauce into the dishwasher
"Bro ! WHY THE FUCK THE DISHES STICKY?"
"My bad g, I must've had a dish soap explosion yesterday"
The act of your partner taking your huge load and spitting back in your asshole.
Oh man, last night I couldn’t even fall asleep till a got that good old soap-de-sop from her.
Meaning: I'd rather be dead or I feel terrible.
Origin: Comes from the John Wayne movie true grit. Some horses were going to be sold to somebody to be made into soap, instead the characters buy the horses and ride them until they die. Instead of being rode until they died, they probably would have rather been soap.
Becky: How's work going today?
Lee: I'd rather be soap...
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The act of hiding behind a shower curtain while person, or persons is going to the bathroom while viciously shadow jerking. When person is about to wash their hands, jump out and ejaculate on hands of person screaming FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
Dude my brother gave me the biggest Siberian dish soap!
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when something really dramatic happens that seems like it could easily happen on a soap opera.
person 1 "hey"
person 2 "woah! ok! how did you get in my house?!
person 3 "dude, soap opera moment"
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