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When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.
We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!
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a thing that sex offenders do toghether they sword fight
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Like "eskimo brothers" but for gals. Girlfriends who have banged the same dude at different times and are quite cordial about it.
"You slept with him too? We're sword sisters now, bitch!"
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When two males piss and make their streams cross.
When i piss next to my friends we always play liquid swords, but it sucks when my shoes get wet and I smell like piss at the bar.
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Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.
"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"
"e.. GAD!"
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A transwoman lesbian with a dick.
Martha, you're getting old. When will you give me grandchildren?
Mom, I told you, I'm a lesbian. I don't want men.
How about that sword lesbian on the first floor?
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