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The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.
George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?
Little Sam : My dog...
George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !
Little Sam : Yeah? Where?
George : Uh... Far away.
Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?
George : Yes.
Little Sam : And my fish?
George : Yes...
Little Sam : And my diplodocus?
George : Also yeah...
Little Sam : And mom?
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A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed
Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers
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woof wof woof woof woof. woof woof woof. woof, woof woof woof.
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Bro 1: hey look at that dog.
Bro 2: don't you mean god backwards.
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"Awww look at that dog!"
"Isn't that laila?"
"No, that's a dog."
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