people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.
Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!
The hand you just put in a lady's vag.
*High five*
Dude#1: "Poon hand!"
Dude#2: "Ah, shit."
An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.
I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.
Uncle Carl
When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?
Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!
Sophie: Nasty...
(Philly hand)A term used in graffiti writing,writing on the walls,a style only owned by a resident of philadelphia,pa.
a style that was developed in philly,long and tall,usually has an arrow at the end,a star at the beginning,sometimes a happy face at the end,or a peace sign,or do-dads,like a money sign,or a np,or a wp depending on what neighboorhood your from(np-being north philly.)showing your hood,or where your from.
CEBE has a fresh philly hand,a traditional hand,he got his tyle from KAPE,and KARAZ..
5TH AND WYOMING 1984
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A slang term for a soothing hand gesture taking place around a penis, in which the penis is stroked quickly until ejaculation.
Also known as a handjob.
Hey have you seen Jonus and Michelle anywhere?
Yeah, they're in the back room. I wouldn't go back there though, she's giving him a quick hand dolly before we leave.
Yeah, I'll stay away from that.
Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”