Tip-Cheese

-The filth on the edge of a penis coming from intercourse with a dirty girl you met at the bar.
-The fungus that builds up on the penis as a result of using cheap bar bathroom vending machine lube.

"I nailed this girl last night now I have brutal tip-cheese"

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tip-off

A tip off is a handy piece of information given by one to another. Tip-offs have been used in history (see the examples).

Regular tip-off;
"Look out Bill, he's a Queer."

Historical tip-off;
"Look, here, Hitler has said Peace in our time!"
"Nah, bollocks nev, he's a Queer."

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mushroom tip

a really gay looking haircut that resembles the tip of a mushroom...rounded on the top and then gets larger as it widens out around the base. Only seen on gay people.

Mike's mushroom tip makes him look like a complete idiot.

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reservoir tip

the closed end of a (male) condom; the diameter of the condom is greatly reduced for the last 1/2-to-3/4".This small chamber reduces the pressure of semen in the end of the condom, reducing the risk of the condom breaking.

She squashed the reservoir tip of the condom with her thumb and forefinger as she rolled the 'lube' onto his erect penis.

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Tip Slip

When a males penis can be seen hanging out of shorts.

"Hey look at that dude in the shorts! I see a tip slip!"

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Anonymous Tip

When you have sex with a police officer while wearing a mask.

Kyle: "How'd it go last night? I heard you got pulled over?"
Phil: "It went okay. I got a warning and then have her an anonymous tip."
Kyle: "Nice"

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whistle tip

The whistles go wwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"That's only in the mornin'. You supposed to be up cooking breakfast or somethin, so, it's like an alarm clock: wwwoooooooo WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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