leaky tire

An uncontrollable ass leak commonly occurring in those who partake in incessant anal intercourse and forplay

chris is such a big goatse fan, that after all those years of immitating him, he now has a leaky tire

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cold tires

A common excuse for motorcyclists after they lowside, when in all actuality the lowside was most likey caused by ham-fisted throttle control.

I pulled out of my driveway and next thing I know I'm sliding across the pavement. Damn cold tires.

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TED-Tired

When you have so much sex that you keep falling asleep, even when your surrounded by hundreds of people

Dude fell asleep again... getting it every night from that french chick must got him TED-Tired.

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changing tires

When two or more people soil their own underpants, swap them and then soil said underpants in the other manner.

David and I bonded on a new level by changing tires. We thought we were just merging scat but we were actually fusing souls.

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snow-tires

wheels that are slow and cautious but do not slip up, pretty much all seasons- but more stable

-Hey Chuck you should wheel her
-No she's special to me, I'm gonna put on my snow-tires.
-Good idea man!

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Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

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tire biter

kustom kulture girls who only date men with cool custom cars

the dang tire biter only wanted me for my car

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