Snap chatting while taking a dump
I was shat chatting my buddy while on the throne. I decided to snap chat my buddy a picture of my dump. It was hilarious
What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls
I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap
The phrase “Shat up” was made by Maninderpal Kaur Multani which she goes by Meenu as her nick name. It means shut up but with a little spice.
Shat face, means sad face with a little shit involved. Someone with a Shit attitude..
My wife woke up with the biggest shat face, she must be sad and mad..
Flushing three times during a single pooping session.
I'm not trying to waste water Mom, but after the courtesy flush, the primary disposal, and a leftover floater, I had a shat trick.
Having 3 (or more) bowel movements in a 24 hour period.
The hot dog eating contest sent me to the bathroom twice by 4:00. By 6:00 I was going for the shat trick..