Ketchup is a plastic dog who is 9 years old. He lived with a famous punk rock band until they drowned him
Rotten as fuck, the most overrated condiment ever. It sticks to high heavens and the taste is unbearable
Ketchup is kiddie sauce, fuckin grosd
very delicous sauce that everybody love because you can dip fries
Person A : I like Ketchup.
Person B : Same.
The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”
Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.
when you are eating a girl out on the thrag and you get a blood clot in your mouth and you eat it
i was eating here out and got some rost beef and ketchup
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