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This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!

by ladydarkrose June 25, 2024


eastern sushi tour

When someone frome the western hemisphere visits the eastern hemisphere with the intent to have as much sex with eastern people as possible.

Im taking my brother on an eastern sushi tour.

by Ram5738 December 9, 2022


Slum Tour

A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.

For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.

Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.

by Aspic Elm Hook May 23, 2012


Tour de France

The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)

Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!

by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010

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tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.

Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.

by Imtfbundy September 5, 2017


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by GoGreenTours October 25, 2013


Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.

I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip

by Skimpies On Tour May 27, 2016