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a crap place to work as u get treated like a piece of poop
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When your ex-significant other suddenly becomes desirable again once somebody else starts hooking up with them. Similar to a child getting angry when someone else plays with their old, used toys.
Also abbreviated as UTS.
Guy that is experiencing the diabolical irony of Used Toy Syndrome: "Dude, I know I'm the one that broke up with her and all but I think I'm getting mad UTS now that that bro over there is talking her up."
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When one person plays with another in a sexual way. The toy letting the one in control do whatever they please, no rules apply. The same thing as a Fuck buddy.
Alex: What do you want with me?
Jamie: I want you to be my Human sex toy for the night. ;)
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A store that sold toys for the youngen back in the stone age.
Hey mom can we go to Toys "R" Us
When you suddenly go limp falling into a toy like resting position on the floor, furniture, or both(If your creative) exactly like the toys did when Andy walks in the room in the movie Toy Story (Duh).
This tactic is Useful during awkward or otherwise unavoidable social situations.
Situation 1:
Black Guy: "What do you mean, "You People"?? "
White Guy: *Pull a Toy Story*
Situation 2:
The BOSS: "Man when I walked in Pablo's office to ask for
his reports, we was just sitting in the corner
limp and wouldn't respond.. WTF??
Guy talking to Boss: " Naa man, hes just pulling a Toy
Story"
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When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.
I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy
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