Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water

Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.

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happy trail

A trail to the promise land. Ending into a great forest and a difficult journey in which the pursuit of manhood starts and shows.

it's the hair from your belly button to the patch. I was just making wired for everyone reading it.

something women shouldn't have. if women have a happy trail. ewwwww

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Oregon Trail

In bowling, getting three strikes in the tenth frame. The first strike is gathering the supplies, the second strike is forging the river, the final strike gets you over the rocky mountains and completes the oregon trail.

Josh just got an oregon trail. He needed it to break 200

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Happy Trail

A line of pubic hair that often starts above your belly button in the middle of your stomach and trails straight down to your pubic area and vagina (pussy). How else is a blind man gonna get there?

Blind man: "Show me where your happy trail is so I can get to that Honey Hole of yours!"

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Taff Trailed

British; South Wales: The act of loitering around university halls of residences, wearing a long coat and exposing your naked form at unsuspecting shoppers

I was walking to Tesco yesterday and i got Taff Trailed

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Fappy Trail

The sexual practice of stopping whatever position(s) and/or acts you are engaged in at the moment right before orgasm to successfully paint a perfect line of sperm from your partner's naval down to their sexual organs. If you do this correctly, you will have brought into being a fappy trail.

"I pulled out, told her to turn over, and delivered the PERFECT fappy trail. I high fived myself afterwards because I was so proud"

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Snail Trail

A trail of vaginal liquids from women dragging her rear on the floor while being aroused.

The young lady left a snail trail across the living room.

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