Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute
Troy High School California is a magic place where you can sleep in class.
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When somebody is friends with every girl in the school but can’t pull anyone. Everybody makes fun of that person. They get friend zoned immediately after they meet the person.
Me: Yo did you see him talking to that girl?
Friend: Yea but, he was pulling a Troy.
Me: Ffs
A fake name to give to the cops,used by Graf writers in 1990s, Sydney. Also given to 1 hour photo stores, when getting snaps of panels developed, in case the photo guy narked on you.
Cop: “You’ve got a lot of spray paint in your bag for someone on their way home to paint their bike. What’s your name “?
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.
A massage involving two massueses and one recipient. Essentially the threesome of massages.
That massage-a-troi was extremely relaxing but a little confusing.
Burning troy means to smoke some weed.
I'm about to sip alil wine while burning troy.
The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's not popular, but has his own group of friends. He has that smile that you can't help but fall for. He is the perfect height, not too short, not too tall. He is the kind of guy that only certain girls want because he keeps his amazing personality hidden. He always styles his hair the same, but it's always perfect. Only the smart ones want him in their life.
Brooke: Hey, who's that guy over there, hes really cute.
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)
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