A term used to express that someones understanding of a word, quote, event or issue has been wrapped away from reality by twitter.
The term came about in response to the tendency of twitter users to misinterpret things then spread that misinterpretation around like a game of telephone.
Eg 1.
"Man, this reporter is always twitter wrong"
Someone on Twitter who replies to or retweets posts only by Twitter users with lots of followers, usually because he or she deems comments from users without many followers as inherently less worthy, regardless of objective evaluation of the wit or wisdom of said comments, or because there is not as much of a benefit to him or her (such as gaining followers of the popular user)
"Did you see the funny tweets between the guy who writes for Slate and the ABC reporter?'"
"Yeah, the guy from ABC said the same thing I did but about 5 minutes after I did, yet he was retweeted because that reporter for Slate is a Twitter Snob who wouldn't retweet me."
sending multiple tweets to twitter all in one day (upwards of 30 or more updates)
Kris went on a Twitter-Palooza today she sent so many tweets there was almost one per minute
Twitter love- someone whom you have a crush or think is attractive on twitter but lives too far for you to make a move.
Dan: whos your twitter love?
Isaac: bella omg she soo fine uhh
a 14-year-old who is against cops in any situation and claims they are a lawyer or there parent is a lawyer usually has at least 2 emojis and BLM in their username and has there location as she/her
Twitter lawyer can be defined by this transcribed I found on the #BLM the context is shooting jay retweeted a cop tasing someone
☆⍣shootingjay✊🏿(BLM)
the cops can't do that my mother is a lawyer and I asked her she said they can't do that
Twitter honey is a male (typically African American with dreads) posting selfies on twitter
"You seen that new twitter honey"
"You mean @TWENZEEZ?"
Hf Twitter reads one Vogue article and thinks they’re Anna Wintour
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