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the people of greene county mostly all live in the middle of nowhere on the blue ridge mountains. their favorite places to hang out are at the foodlion and sheetz. the highschool's football team hasn't won more than one or two games a season in about 50 years and all the surrounding schools make fun of how lame WMHS is. the name of the most awesome person that lives there is josie. it's a small town with farms and smelly cows and country music (yuck) but when the sun rises and sets on the blue ridge, it's the most wonderful place in the world.
A typical conversation in Greene County Virginia would be:
Josie- "hey kiersten, what do you want to do?"
Kiersten- "hmm... lets go to foodlion!"
Josie- "Great idea! I bet we'll see everybody else we know there! Party!"
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making love in the wet sand area on the beach and dipping your cock in the sand and sticking back in the vagina
while making love to a lady on the beach in the wet sand area...you take out your cock and dip it in the sand and reinsert for maximum grindage and giving her a Virginia Beach Special
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noun: The place where before football games a cop hands you a cup for beer, and says "Enjoy the game", where it is becoming acceptable to burn couches and drink with professors. The place where everyone is 21 no matter what your REAL ID says. Occassionally attend class, and when you do you are still hungover or drunk. Sadly where you have to depend on a crappy transportation system, the PRT which is guarnteed to make you late for class. And no matter where you go its uphill BOTH ways.
West Virginia University: Where Greatness is learned and Couches are burned
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Called WVU for short, it's the biggest party school in the country. Half the people there are total rednecks, and ALL the people there are raging alcoholics. A good place to go if you want the full-out college experience without silly distractions like classes getting in the way.
Boss: "Now it says here on your resume that you attended West Virginia University for four years. How was that?"
You: "I don't remember."
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A Virginia Hand Jive is when you're receiving a handjob, but the person giving the handjobs' hand is turned 180 degrees, a backwards handjob.
Dude, I just got a Virginia Hand Jive!
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unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.
Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?
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